me:
*leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad:
hey she came out of her hole
dad:
it's like you live in a cave
dad:
we haven't seen you in a while
dad:
it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad:
you only leave to stock up on food
dad:
oh and there she goes
dad:
walking right past me with her food
dad:
see you in a few days
me:
does 5 situps
me:
where are my abs
gerard way:
our songs are about self experiences
gerard way:
writes song about anal rape in prison
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburnĀ

honey, you missed auburn big time

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway)